Keith Richards - Talk Is Cheap

Talk Is Cheap  Virgin 209 265-630

Released 1988

Big Enough
Take It So Hard
Struggle
I Could Have Stood You Up
Make No Mistake
You Don't Move Me
How I Wish
Rockawhile
Whip It Up
Locked Away
It Means A Lot

Richards's first solo album is a masterpiece of underachievement. He does nothing more or less than what he's always done on Stones records, slicing and dicing classic blues and Berryesque motifs into junkyard-dog guitar growls, singing in a shaky tortured-tonsil yelp that makes Jagger sound like Metropolitan Opera material. Half of the songs are really just licks and skeletal chord changes cribbed from the Rolling Stones' riff manual and jammed into sing-along shape... Admittedly short on ambition, the album – written and produced by Richards and drummer Steve Jordan – is deliciously long on grooves like the lazily swinging Rockawhile and the overtly Stonesy Whip It Up... A little ambition would have gone a long way, though... (David Fricke, Rolling Stone)

Time changes everything, don't it?  It's 2013, and Talk Is Cheap is twenty-five years old. 

Put it in perspective.  25 years before Talk Is Cheap, 1963: early that year, Charlie and Bill joined the Stones.  By the end of the year they had released their first two, nearly-forgotten (and forgettable) singles.  Perspective.

What did Talk Is Cheap bode?  A revitalized Stones?  A new, post-Stones career for Keith that would eclipse ol' Mick artistically and commercially? 

In the end, what was it?  "An all-too-simple pleasure, great grooves in search of a vital purpose," Rolling Stone called it, "loosely arranged, casually executed and at times downright sloppy [it] wouldn't even pass muster as a demo."  Admit it - you were hoping for Exile On Main Street - Part Two.  You know you were.

Keef solo turned out to be a footnote.  I have good memories of his two tour stops in the Bay Area in `88 and `92.  But it's been 21 years since we've heard from the Winos (perspective: in 1992 Sticky Fingers was 21 year old).  

But the cool thing is that, 25 years on, Talk Is Cheap still sounds pretty good.  And, despite, or perhaps because of, its bare-bones simplicity and minimal songwriting, its more consistent as an album than anything his main career band has done around it or for many years prior. I was listening to it at the office yesterday.  I ended up slapping it into the car CD player for the ride home.  Whomping funk bass that kicks off "Big Enough."  The bump`n'grind, slashed chords of "Take It So Hard,"the relentless drive of "Struggle," "Could Have Stood You Up"'s joyful boogie-woogie swagger, "Make No Mistake"'s Al Green choked horns, the Willie Mitchell groove, the way Sarah Dash's smooth, sultry voice blends with Keef's ragged, cracked croak ("your lips ... melting into mine..." the Stones were/are often dirty, but it took Keef to come up with real adult eros) (throughout the album, he eschews Mick's usual adolescent horn-dogginess for more mature shades of lust and longing), "You Don't Move Me" ominous, relentless hypnotic acoustic guitar strum as he shames his enemy (Mick or whoever it may be): "you better kill the light/you're giving us all a fright".  The lyrics are all dashed-off catchphrases, simple rhymes hung on the riffs like clothes to dry.  The words become beats, licks.  "How I Wish" is rock-solid Cali pop/rock.  "Locked Away" a fine Cajun-spiced ballad.  It all comes down with "It Means A Lot", all grind and rattling, broken-bottle chords, rumbling along with that air of finality that all good album-closers have.  

Listening to it today, I find Talk Is Cheap a first-rate album of rootsy, groove-oriented music, made by a master; the best aspects of it come off as almost effortless - its the sound of guys who knew exactly what they want to do, and exactly how to do it.   It's dark, sexy, you can dance to it, good driving or fucking music.  Not too shabby for a footnote.

The Byrds - Fifth Dimension

Fifth Dimension  (Columbia CS 9349) 

Released 1966

5 D (Fifth Dimension)
Wild Mountain Thyme
Mr. Spaceman
I See You
What's Happening?!?!
I Come And Stand At Every Door
Eight Miles High
Hey Joe (Where You Gonna Go)
Captain Soul
John Riley
2-4-2 Fox Trot (The Lear Jet Song)

When I met Lou Reed in 1969, the only guitarist he would say anything positive about was McGuinn.  When "Eight Miles High" had just come out he saw them in a club in the Village.  He was thinking along the same lines too.  He was listening to Ornette Coleman (Robert Quine)

It's funny, people think this one's a letdown.  
Maybe because it breaks the mold of albums one and two so radically.  There's a not a Dylan song in sight.  And the folk numbers have a certain perfunctory quality to them.  Well, some do.  

It has been said that FD is the sound of The Byrds, stranded by the departure of main songsmith Gene Clark, short on material and filling the spaces with whatever they could come up with.  I say they're wrong. Wrong, do you hear?!

Mr. Tambourine Man and Turn! Turn! Turn! were at times lovely little gems, Beatle-ized sixties folk, heavy on the Dylan, given full breadth by Roger McGuinn's surprising guitar.  Fifth Dimension, on the other hand, shows The Byrds simply blowing their "folk rock" limitations right out of the galaxy.  It is McGuinn unleashed.  In the end, it's a total mindfuck of a record.

It starts off Byrdsy enough.  A swaying, sea-chantey melody and a wistful vocal.  But listen: McGuinn sings not of social injustice or love lost and found, or even Biblical musings or mystical street musicians.  "Oh how is it that I could come out to here," he asks,  "and be still floating?"  It's a somewhat odd way to kick off an album.  But this was the beginning of the age of the album as album, and it is perfect.  "All my two dimensional boundaries were gone I had lost to them badly" McGuinn tells us, as he elucidates his journey to the center of the mind.  It sets the theme, the tone and the story to come.  It articulates what I just said above.  McGuinn's been someplace exciting since we last spoke.  He wants to tell us about it.  He wants to take us there.  And we will ride the music.

"Wild Mountain Thyme", then, is closer to familiar territory, a trad arr learnt off the Clancy Brothers, et al, and given Byrds treatment.  But it is tossed off with an easy mastery, the same kind of mastery The Beatles, Byrds role models, had shown in their 65-era recordings. It is not a throwaway.  In fact, its one of their finest moments; the strings melding with the guitars into a symphonic wave that pulls the whole song to its climax.  For my money it may be their most fully-realized expression of space age folk music.   "Mr. Spaceman," a light-hearted romp, McGuinn's stab at SETI.  Heard today, it makes me think of the opening scenes of Close Encounters of the Third Kind.  I wonder if Speilberg is a Byrds fan?

"Spaceman" serves as a nice bridge to the brain-melt that follows.  "I See You" is amateurish free-association lyrics (so what?) over thrilling jazz-rock chords.  There's a lot of that going around 65/66.  The Byrds have it down, but this is only a sketch.  "What's Happening?!?!" takes it even farther,  parsing jazz moves with sinuous raga-rock, McGuinn playing straight from the opium den.  "I Come And Stand At Every Door" ends side one on a mournful psychedelic buzz, an atomic age ghost story I've always found both moving and slightly chilling.  

Side two is the A-bomb.  Bass lines stalking up on you, not even trying to hide.  Bursts of shimmering guitar, explosions of musical color.  People didn't think "Eight Miles High" was about drugs because of the lyrics, but because of the lysergic sounds.  If this wasn't what a trip felt like, it should have been.  I was once working out in a 24 Hour Fitness, late at night.  Usually they're blasting hip-hop or top forty in there, but this night, the guy had an oldies station on (cool).  And he had it cranked to nightclub level volume.  And "Eight Miles High" came on.   The music seemed to descend upon me, like a mothership landing, sparkling psychedelic musical rain falling all around me.  Make no mistake about it - if The Byrds had never made another good record besides "Eight Miles High", or never made another record period, they would still have earned their place in rock and roll Valhalla with this one.  I can't imagine what it sounded like to hear it the first time in `66.

(Note: "Eight Miles High" was recorded January/released March 1966 (16 days before I myself was released, as a matter of fact).  Revolver was recorded in April.  Was somebody listening?)

Anything would be an anti-climax after "Eight Miles High".  Too bad Crosby had to insist on tossing off a totally perfunctory "Hey Joe", apparently to placate the fat(head)(boy).  It has nothing on The Leaves, or even Love's version, not to mention Hendrix or Patti's.  All great albums have their duds.  A shame they didn't bag it in favor of the headlong rush of "You Know My Rider", which say in the can till The Byrds Box Set, and is far superior.

The rest of the album may be minor, but its all pleasurable.  And, in a way, it makes sense.  "EMH" is a tough, make that impossible, act to follow.  So "Captain Soul," an r&b riff, may not be a Byrds classic, but its a nice, even tough-sounding bit of blues (for a band about as blues-less as you can get!).  "John Riley" is another trad arr not even close to "Wild Mountain Thyme", but still nicely handled if slightly rushed sounding.  And the closing "Lear Jet Song" - 2:12 of cockpit/air traffic controller talk over a vamping instrumental and a chant.  Minor, but very nice.

The great rock and roll albums are often more than the sum of their parts.  Even in a case like Fifth Dimension, where the essential-ity of the songs clearly drops (after hitting an all-time high), it is the story that is told that matters.  As "The Lear Jet Song" eases us back to earth from the heavens, we know we've been told a great one.

The Beatles - Please Please Me

Please Please Me  (Parlophone PMC 1202)

Released 1963


I Saw Her Standing There
Misery
Anna (Go To Him)
Chains
Boys
Ask Me Why
Please Please Me
Love Me Do
P.S. I Love You
Baby It's You
Do You Want To Know A Secret
A Taste Of Honey
There's A Place
Twist And Shout



Buddy Holly.  Chuck Berry.  Heard it all before, Brian.  Guitars.  On their way out, Brian.  (fictitious record executive in the 1980 film, "Birth of the Beatles")

I never thought he said fuck, but it did sort of sound like it, didn't it?  More importantly, what a great way to kick off the first song on your first album.  Even better that the song that kicks off that first album is one thrilling ride.  The great albums always let you know you're getting into something special within their first few seconds. Wham!  If you'd never heard the group before, that opening 2:54 would let you know instantly you were into something good. Greil Marcus once referred to the Beatles as practicing "rock group dynamics so fluid and intelligent that for years they made nearly everything else on the radio sound faintly stupid."  That concept is hard to articulate, but listen here and you can hear it. Paul's fluid, melodic and inventive bass (he's the most underrated bass player in rock), Ringo's in the pocket rapid-fire drums, George's razor-sharp licks and the way all of the above coalesces together.  It's breathtaking.  And it rocks.  I challenge you to sit on your ass when Please Please Me kicks off.  I dare you.  I double-dog dare you.

Amazing to me now is how fully-formed they sound.  In those just under three minutes, you can hear almost every card The Beatles had to play.  This is not because The Beatles didn't have a full hand - it's because "I Saw Her Standing There" is that loaded.  A hologram of their music.

What I hear, listening to Please Please Me, is the amazing mix, the lightning in a bottle that was The Beatles.  Skill.  Absolute mastery as musicians - never flashy, always tasteful, and always immaculate - and at the same time, never lacking an iota of depth or feeliing.  They had the emotion, the passion, the feel that every raw roots and punk-rocker strives for and they could play and sing brilliantly by any standard. Not only had they mastered the playing, they'd mastered the genres.  Listen to Please Please Me and you hear a band who've assimilated rockabilly, soul, r&b, doo-wop, fifties and sixties pop, folk music, girl groups, Buddy Holly, the Everly brothers, Motown, Arthur Alexander and showtunes - the whole of popular music of their era - and brewed these forms into a single, identifiable style that is always completely their own.  The earliest Beatles records (i.e. this one and a handful of contemporaneous singles) do not show a band in their childhood.  This is a fully-formed, mature artistic unit at the height of their powers.  That they would not only evolve beyond this, but so far beyond this, is the truly amazing part.

Swinging right into "Misery," something of a Buddy Holly/Everly Brothers pastiche - yet (again) wholly their own.  And then Arthur Alexander's "Anna," a bittersweet lost-love kissoff ballad (Alexander must have been popular in the UK - The Stones covered him, too).  This was John's first moment in the sun.  Paul, George and Ringo were the outstanding musicians.  John's great gift (aside from songwriting and challenging the status quo) was as a singer.  He had a good, not conventionally pretty, but more accessible than, say, Dylan, singing voice.  But it was passion that he brought to it.  He may not be able to cut Arthur Alexander here, but he can hold his own - the depth of feeling is all there.  It's one of Alexander's best songs and one of Lennon's best performances.   "Chains" is George's first moment, "Boys" Ringo's.  Both are minor girl-group numbers (though "Chains" was, I believe, a hit for The Cookies).  They show both the breadth of the Fab Four's reach for repertoire.  More importantly, they show how they could make a song their own.  "Chains" is pure rockabilly, driven by George's steely guitar.  "Boys" is more of the same, only downer, dirtier, and hitting even harder, riding on the massive beat.  Ringo slams the music home, driving it forward.  His muted, underplayed vocal somehow only brings the power of the beat even more into focus.   "Ask Me Why" is a minor, very standard romantic number with good lyric rhymes - even their throwaways were always polished - and a nice Buddy Hollyesque vocal.  It only sets the stage for the title track.  "Please Please Me" is where they really hit their stride - Buddy Holly lyric cues ("I don't want to sound complaining but you know there's always rain in my heart"), but it's the call and response - Come On (Come On)... Come On (Come on) ... Come On (Come On)...! Come On (COME ON)!!! - that give the song its power, roaring it forward like a speeding train.

"Love Me Do" is a minor fab four number that mostly gets by on its considerable charm (like most minor Beatles songs).  It has a nice Everly Bros meets Jimmy Reed feel. "P.S. I Love You" is similarly minor but has nice harmony vocals.  "Baby It's You" is the Smokey Robinson song and, like "Anna", Lennon gives it his all in deeply felt vocal.  It shows again how The Beatles, one of the whitest rock bands imaginable, could adapt pure soul to their own idiom, giving it their own sound and sheen, without sacrificing depth of feeling.  Lennon's vox here and on "Anna" are some of the finest he would ever turn in, yet without any of the histrionics he would later bring in his post-Beatles music.  With the Beatles, less was always more.

"Do You Want To Know A Secret" is another small number, very much in the mode of some of Buddy Holly's slighter, sweeter songs.  Again, it gets by mostly on charm.  "A Taste Of Honey," cribbed from the film of the same name.  On the surface, a sop to middlebrow fans who wanted showtunes.  Look deeper.  A folk melody - the sort of the thing the Beatles always integrated, assimilated into their music (just as they did everything else) while still making it distinctly their own (just as they did everything else).

The album's been getting soft for a while now, but "There's A Place" shifts it back into gear.  A shimmering, incandescent number, it anticipates the more sophisticated songwriting of A Hard Day's Night and beyond, and the musical waves of The Byrds with its ringing, symphonic guitars (a generations worth of jangly pop bands in the 80's would strive for this sound - and miss).

With great albums, you know when the end has come.  Here you know it when the band kicks into "Twist and Shout", another soul thumper they made their own - so much so that few remember the Isley Bros original (much less the Top Notes).  No reason they should.  The Isley's version was a throwaway.  The Beatles' - a last stand. With the band riding another powerhouse Ringo beat (the rhythm kicks so hard you don't even notice the song is actually pretty slow-tempo) and Lennon cutting loose with a spoon-size shredded vocal (the next time someone complains about singer with less-than-pretty voices being unable to sing, slap this on) as they tear up each chord, each lick, each drumroll, building up to the mounting series of "aaaaaah -aaaaaaaah-AAAAAAAH-AAAAAAAWOW!"'s that drive the chorus back into the verse time and again.  When they slam into the final crash of drums`n'chords, you know you've heard something final.

Guadalcanal Diary - Walking In The Shadow Of The Big Man

Walking In The Shadow Of The Big Man  (DB Records DB 73)

Released 1984


Trail Of Tears
Fire From Heaven
Sleepers Awake
Gilbert Takes The Wheel
Ghost On The Road
Watusi Rodeo
Why DoThe Heathen Rage?
Pillow Talk
Walking In The Shadow Of The Big Man (Part 1)
Kumbayah

We were walking through the square one day in Marietta.  It was the Fourth of July, and they were having a festival or something - a gospel group was singing something that sounded like "walking in the shadow of the big man" (John Poe, quoted in SPIN, 1985)

"Sun hangs low in the Western sky" shouts Murray Attaway, "I bow my head and I remember now - someone's lips pressed close to mine, her cool hand upon my brow."  The chords are crashing around him.

Guadalcanal Diary always made a lot out of African imagery.  The cover may depict a pair of Africans in some kind of ceremonial garb, but the music always evokes for me wide open plains - Texas?  The Veldt?  Maybe they're all the same ("Watusi Rodeo" would have it so).  The songs drip with Southern Gothic.  "Trail Of Tears," with its images of lonely war widows and weary soldiers ("Two girls wait at the railroad track/For their soldiers to come back/Knowing this will be their last") and figures of death recalls that old Twilight Zone episode about the Civil War dead parading past the house of a lonely widow.  It's as full of mystery as the centuries-old cowboy songs it evokes.    

Attaway was obsessed with ghosts and the realm of the spirit.  "Fire From Heaven" uses a mournful, Byrdsy stomp (emphasis on STOMP!) evokes loneliness and despair and the turning to higher powers ("All the power of heaven, no moon on nights like this").  The picture may never be clear, but its a bleak one.  "Sleepers Awake" is even more ominous, with its images of "dusty eyes" and its mournful tone.  The sun is going down.  No moon on nights like this.

A ringing guitar, more whomping drums and a stomping chorus, "Gilbert Takes the Wheel" an instrumental evocative of "Emotions" from Love's first album, may actually be my favorite track on the album.  Like all great rock records, it makes perfect sense, transitioning the eerie spirituality of "Sleepers" into the sordid ghost story of "Ghost On The Road", a surf-like tale of loss, death and ghosts, as a man cruises the highway, night after night, looking for the ghost of his lost love: "Driver never sleeps, engine never slows, they say he'll stop one day and look back to see a girl who waits by the bend".  

One side of ghosts and phantoms and dark religious imagery.  In the wrong hands this would all be potentially pretentious, but what makes it work is the band's overpowering roots/rockabilly/folk/surf attack.  Back in the day, people always compared Guadalcanal to R.E.M. (both Georgia, both jangly).  But, aside from some ringing chords and superficial vocal resemblance, there was no comparison.  GD had a sheer drive and power to their music  - Attaway's furiously strummed rhythm guitar driven by John Poe's whomping drums (one review called them "ridiculously overmixed", but I think they sound great).  Over it all the estimable Jeff Walls played lead guitar that would have done any band proud, and he and Attaway wrote better songs than the Athens crew ever dreamed of.  

Side two shows the band's other side.  GD was always possessed of a sly, often silly sense of humor their records never caught (for this, you had to see them live - they were an extraordinary live band).  "Watusi Rodeo", the story of a cowboy seized by a flying saucer and dropped off in Africa, where he now herds water buffalo, is pure psychobilly heaven.  "Why Do the Heathens Rage" is more of Attaway's strange religious obsession, and minor, except for the band's full-throttle delivery.  But "Pillow Talk", a kind of updated Everly Brothers song, the tale of a jealous man with a sleep-talking girlfriend who "mention(s) every guy in town but me" during her somnambulistic oratory, is a gem.  Another, lesser instro bridges "Pillow Talk" and the big finale.

See, I never went to camp.  Never was a scout.  I bailed on Sunday school at the age of five.  So "Kumbayah" was unknown to me when I first heard this record at age 19.  Hilarious that I, even then a muso extraordinaire, should be unaware of a song seemingly everyone else in the friggin' country knows by heart.  Guess I missed out.  Anyway, starting from its choked-chord opening, "Kumbayah" builds into power chord paradise as the band hit the choruses harder and harder, the sheer drive of its sing-along catchiness and the power of the playing become overwhelming.  Recorded live, as they hit the "someone's shouting lord - KUM-BAY-AH!" verses you can hear the audience shouting back with greater and greater fervor at each turn.  I saw the band nearly half-a-dozen times in the 80's, and this was always their encore, and every time, even when we knew it was coming, it whipped the crowd into a near holy-roller fever (my favorite rendition included a mid-song segue into "Stayin' Alive" before roaring back into campire-land).  As an album closer, its genius.

Guadalcanal Diary made three more albums, this time for Elektra.  All were enjoyable but none captured the fever the way Walking, all dust and mad southern preachers and ghosts, did.  But they bought their into heaven with this one.

The Rolling Stones - Some Girls

Some Girls (COC 39108) 

Released 1978

Miss You

When The Whip Comes Down
Just My Imagination
Some Girls
Lies
Far Away Eyes
Respectable
Before They Make Me Run
Beast Of Burden
Shattered

With the awful, suspended longing of "Just My Imagination", the cosmic rush of "When the Whip Comes Down," and the sleazy, sweaty embrace of the title tune, a sexual tour of everything under the sun. - Greil Marcus

This is New York 70's music.  Honky sax, the sound of the Saturday Night Live band.  It's New York from the discoid kick-off to the Manhattan litany on "Shattered."  It's a New York as The Dolls or The Velvet Underground and Nico.  You could do a whole shelf full of New York albums.  This would be on it.

This is the comeback.    Only RnR was rock star glitzy.  Black and Blue was flailing and funked-out.  This is closer to the big city sleaze of Exile.  This is also the beginning of the Ron Wood era.  A pricklier, tighter, punky/funky sound.  The map for the next 8 years is here.  

It's New York in the late seventies.  And Mick's lonely.  To a slick disco beat (an "eerie" disco single as one reviewer called it), he longs for his old lay.  Friends call to cheer him up ("Hey, what's the matter man? Were gonna come around at twelve with some puerto rican girls that are just dyin to meet you. Were gonna bring a case of wine. Hey, lets go mess and fool around
you know, like we used to.").  It ain't working.  So he walks Central Park after dark, singing to himself.  The stage is set.  The whole album's about sex and longing.  

"When the Whip Comes Down" is all sex and NYC.  "Yeah I'm coming from fifty-third street and they spit on my face/Well I'm learning the ropes and I'm learning the trade/Well the east river truckers are churning with trash..." Mick once cited the Velvets as inspiration for "Stray Cat Blues," but this is more Lou Reed-y than anything he's ever written.  "Just My Imagination" was a gorgeous, string-laden suite by The Temptations.  Here Keith and Ron turn the strings into gnarly, gorgeous guitar licks while Mick manages to sound simultaneously sincere and smirking.  The "runaway runaway runaway run run run run run" fade-out may the last transcendent moment on a Stones record.  Then he takes it all away on the "sleazy, sweaty embrace of the title track," extolling the virtues of girls of every ethnicity he can think of and lamenting their unreasonable demands.  This was a new (high)(low) in smirking sleaze for Mick's persona, and the music backs him every step of the way.  

"Lies" is a throwaway, but "Far Away Eyes" is the last of the Stones great country songs (until "The Worst" shows up on Voodoo Lounge 16 years later).  That its pure pedal steel in cheek is only part of its charm.  The Bakersfield reference tells us Mick`n'Keith hadn't forgotten what they learned from Gram Parsons, or which side their cornbread is buttered on.  

"Respectable" - classic Chuck Berry rocker.  I used to rewind the tape just to hear the guitar windout Keith plays at the end.  "Before They Make Me Run", Keef's last great outlaw anthem (who cares if he got off with a slap on the wrist).  Also his best voal.  "Beast Of Burden", Mick pleads for love.  It's great vocal acting - he sounds utterly insincere and yet you can't imagine she'll turn him down.  Much like the rest of the Stones career - us fans keep letting them back in no matter how much they disappoint us, because, god forgive us, we still love them.  

And then it's back to the streets.  Go ahead, bite the big apple.  Don't mind the maggots.  This was their "punk" number, and it only showed that the Stones could master any rock and roll move they set their minds too.  It seemed like in high school everyone hated this one.  Me, I've always loved it.  Pure monoto-rock.  Jagged and hard and you could dance to it.

As an epilogue to Exile, not bad.

The Rolling Stones - Exile On Main St.

Exile On Main St. (COC 2-2900)

Released 1972

Rocks Off

Rip This Joint

Shake Your Hips

Casino Boogie

Tumbling Dice

Sweet Virginia

Torn And Frayed

Sweet Black Angel

Loving Cup

Happy

Turd On The Run

Ventilator Blues

I Just Want To See His Face

Let It Loose

All Down The Line

Stop Breaking Down

Shine A Light

Soul Survivor

Exile was a nice tour of morgues, courthouses, sinking ships, claustrophobic rooms, deserted highways; the whole album was a breakdown, one long night of fear - Greil Marcus

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When the legend becomes fact, print the legend. It doesn't matter if Exile was written and recorded in a lavish French villa (albeit in the basement) and at Sunset Sound in L.A.  It doesn't matter if the band was untogether as hell during the sessions.  It is cinema.  It is illusion.

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Close-up of the wall of tattoo parlor,so they say. The film is noir-ish and grainy.  A low-budget, 1950's crime film.  William S. Burroughs'  Junky or The Man With the Golden Arm beside the bed, in a ratty, hot hotel room, on the sleazy side of the Naked City.  Sex and dirt; even the opening chords sound sleazy.  He sings in a slur, his voice is buried in the murk.  The images rise out of a blues/soul/rock fog.  I only get my rocks off when I'm dreaming.  She comes every time she pirhouettes over me.  Harder, faster.  Like fucking.  Driving harder towards a climax (this soon?).  Rockabilly style.  Southern white hellraiser music.  Bobby's screamin' on the sax.  Dick and Pat Nixon have some drugs for ya.  Then slowing down.  All slinky, rattling blues groove.  Don't move your head, don't move your hands, don't move your lips, just shake your hips.  Whaddaya know? There's Slim Harpo. Slower still.  The hot night.  A smoky bar/nightclub'casino (boogie).  Wounded lover - got no time on hand (this is my favorite track on the album). Stomp.  Then I hear a kind of winding guitar lick, and its gospel time.  Fever in the funkhouse now.  As they hit the finale ... got to roll me ... got to roll me ... and the guitar just keeps playing that riff over and over, hypnotic-like, and Charlie('s good tonight, inne?) starts hitting it harder and harder and harder and then rolling it down while the gospel girls tumble around him, like dice.  If they never made another piece of music - if they'd never made one before this - they still paid for their ticket to heaven right there. 

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From `68-`71 the Stones, with Jimmy Miller behind the boards, had refined and mastered a sound.  A steaming gumbo of Chicago blues, delta blues, soul, Chuck Berry, British hard rock, country, and whatever else might be left lying around among the debris of the late 60's.  They had lost their innocence.  Brian was dead.  Their music was more explicit, sleazier, more violent, than anything that had gone before.  By `72 they had perfected it.  They had it down.  They wielded it effortlessly.  

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Let's sit down on the front porch and play, while mosquitoes bang away at the screens.  Country style.  Gram's here - or his ghost is.  Got to scrape that shit right off your shoes.  The guitar player looks damaged. His coat is torn and frayed (this is my favorite track on the album).  Just as long as the guitar plays.  A little Caribbean lilt.  Ain't someone gonna free the sweet black slave?  Then its romance time.  Break out the piano. Soul music.  Post-Aretha.  I can run and jump and fish, but I won't fight you if you want to push and pull with me all night (this is my favorite track on the album).  

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Wags complained.  It was too long.  They couldn't sustain it over four sides.  Are you kidding me?  Where's the filler?  It was like a catalog of everything they did, everything they could do. And it held together and it told a story (did I mention all the great albums tell a story).  Take out one song and its taking a scene out of the movie.

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Time for a fast one.  Never kept a dollar past sunset.  Then its blues time again.  Fast delta shuffle.  Diamonds rings, vaseline, you gave me disease.  Then harder.  Howlin' Wolf hard. Up against the wall in a dark alley.  Feel like murder in the first degree.  Calling on Jesus - just wanna see his face - all groove, not-quite-laid-back.  Lonely ballads.  Sitting in the bar, drink in hand, all over a woman.  Bedroom blues.  Ain't in love, ain't in luck.  

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I can get lost in Exile.  It belongs on the shelf next to Touch Of Evil.  Gun Crazy.

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Time to clear your head.  Hit the road.  Open up the throttle, bust another bottle.  There's a girl out there.  Won't you be my little baby.  Just for awhile.  I'll show you.  Stop breaking down.  Stuff I got'll bust your brains out, baby.  Robert Johnson knows.  He knows sad and lonely nights, too.  Stretched out in room ten-oh-nine, with a smile on your face and a tear in your eye.  God bless you.  You're gonna need it.  Drowned in her love, the bell bottom blues, gonna be the death of me.  The ship is breaking on the rocks.  Fade to black.

#0 - What the ...? (by way of explanation)

What is this thing?
Well, I think that should be obvious.  It's my ego-wanking list/blog of the 300 rock`n'roll records I    
think are the best.

Isn't this completely self-indulgent and pretentious? Why should anyone else be interested in your bullshit opinions? Don't you have better things to do?
In order: (1) Yes, completely (2) No one should be but us music geeks love to read each others opinions and get all excited or pissed off about them.  I harbor no illusions that I'm going to educate anyone (3) Yes

Why aren't all the selections numbered?  You've got #1, and then a bunch of #?'s.  Wha'fuck?
Well, truth is I started out with this absurd spreadsheet with all the albums ranked with a numerical score (50 being the top score - no one got a 50)(don't tell me you haven't done this, music geeks - I know you have!). Then I began to discover that there were tons of albums I think are really great that rank about 35.  And did I really think a 35 was a lesser creation than a 40, per se?  I decided the rank system just wasn't really workable and I needed a more holistic approach - needed to go more by feel.  So I'm still figuring out where most things rank.  I'll do the rankings when the blog is complete.

Do you have a planned date to complete it?
Nope.  I work on it when I feel like it.  Might be next week.  Might be never.

Seriously, why do you do this?
Seriously - I like to think about music and I like to write about it.  Mainly, it's a creative exercise - I wanted to write about music in a way that was a bit "freer" for me (my old writing tended to be a bit academic), but also better than the "this is the shit man" kind of album reviews I usually find online.  So, it's a workbook.  

Your choices are the usual critics-fave stuff, man.  Lots of punk, sixties, indie.  Why can't you be bolder?  Where's the hip-hop? Where's the metal? Where's Radiohead?
Spare me.  The views expressed herein are obviously completely, totally, personal.  The idea that opinions not backed up by money can sway the reception of music is absurd.  If that were true, Celine Dion would be an unknown and Yo La Tengo would be the biggest band on the planet.  Yeah, I freely admit my preferences are pretty well in line with the rock-crit orthodoxy as expressed in countless books and blogs.  So?  The fact that so many of these albums turn up on everyone's list says something about them, just as much as the mega-million sales on, say, Celine Dion, says something about her.  I'm not in the least compelled to compose a list of 300 albums that no one else has chosen, and I'm not a contrarian.  I don't cover hip-hop because I'm just not into it.  Same goes for metal.  Radiohead suck ass.